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Mama je upravo došla
najgroznija zabava, princezo.
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Ugostiteljstvo je bilo katastrofa.
Gosti su bili striktno "B" lista.
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A Carrie nije htjela šutjeti
o svom putovanju na Novi Zeland!
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Mami je potrebna duga, topla kupka.
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'Tiho, princezo!
Mama ima glavobolju!'
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Princeza! sta ide..
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Aah!
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♪ Batman ♪
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Treća neboderica ovog tjedna,
svi s istim MO-om.'
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Nema otisaka, nema nasilnog ulaska
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bez fizičkog
dokaze bilo koje vrste.
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Rekao bih da zvuči
kao naš Batman
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kad bi bio provalnik.
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Mislio sam da sam ga postavio na..
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Batman. Zamrznuti!
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Hej ti! Stop!
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Naprijed, Šišmiši.
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Hej, Alfrede, vidi ovo.
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Strix nebulosa laponica.
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'Rijetka vrsta
sova porijeklom iz Kine.'
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»Prema riječima
Batwave funkcija pretraživanja'
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'ove ogrebotine od
žrtvin toaletni stol'
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'odgovarati rasponu sovinih kandži.'
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Netko je istrenirao a
ptica za obavljanje provala.
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Ahem.
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Ne sugerirajući to
Nisam dovoljno impresioniran
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sa svojim deduktivnim
moći, gospodaru Bruce
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Moram te podsjetiti da ti
organizirati gala prikupljanje sredstava.
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Tako je, Alfrede. Sutra navečer.
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Gospodine, to je "sutra navečer."
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Ne bismo htjeli ništa
gosti sve sumnjičaviji
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kako milijarder
neženja Bruce Wayne
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stvarno provodi svoje vrijeme
kad padne mrak, hoćemo li?
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Pozdrav, dame.
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'Prekrasno. Prekrasno.'
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'Michael! Michael!'
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'Ovdje! Kraj
ovdje! Sjajni ste!'
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Napravite put! Napravite put!
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Oz-Meister je u kući.
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Bruce Wayne, kralj
dvorac, vladar skloništa.
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- Jesmo li se upoznali?
- Kaldrma.
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Oswald Cobblepot, iz
nove Casual Cobblepots.
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Ali zovi me Ozzie.
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Imamo puno toga unutra
zajednički, ti i ja.
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Mladi smo, bogati i zgodni.
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Mislim da nisam čuo za...
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Bio sam u inozemstvu.
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Upravo sam se vratio iz
obilazak orijenta.
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A-ha... Shvaćam.
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Mm, a kad smo kod inozemstva..
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Pa, ja, na primjer, sigurno jesam
čuo za Cobblepots.
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Moj djed
batler za njih u Engleskoj
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i oni su bili
odvratno mnogo onda također.
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Djed Pennyworth
naradio se do kostiju
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za te jadne snobove
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i oni su liječili
njega kao psa lutalicu
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onda je imao hrabrosti da ga otpusti!
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'Gubi se, kretenu!'
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jao
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Ooh... žustro.
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Hej, gospođice, pričekajte.
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Kako s nekim
Vittles tamo, Jeeves?
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Crunch crunch crunch.
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Hej... oprosti zbog
čudan tip.
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Naravno da ne želiš
ostati za bend?
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Oh, Bruce! Amanda Raymont.
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Upoznali smo se prošle godine u
Dan planeta Zemlje?
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»Znaš, uh, možda
Ostat ću ovdje.'
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Uh... oprostite.
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Hmm.
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Znate, neovlašteni pristup
protiv zakona.
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ups Uhvaćen.
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Ethan. Vidim te
doveo gosta.
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- Moj partner.
- Bok. Ja sam Bruce.
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Detektiv Yin.
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Zamrznuti!
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Želiš doći
i pridružiti se zabavi?
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Ne večeras. Mi smo na satu.
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Načelnikove naredbe.
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Držanje na oku
događaji visokog profila
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s tim nizom od
pljačke i sve.
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kau.
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- Jesi li dobro?
- Napala me ptica.
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Vau! čudno.
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Kad sam bio klinac, more
galeb mi je zgrabio sendvič.
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Siguran sam da je samo misao
tvoji rubini bili su bobice.
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Hmm.
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Još škampi, pops,
i budi brz s tim.
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I bez škrtarenja
ovaj put majoneza.
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Reći ću ti da znaš...
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Je li ovdje sve u redu, Alfrede?
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Upravo sam se spremao
obavijestite gospodina Cobblepota
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da se njegovo ime ne pojavljuje
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na popisu gostiju.
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Da vidim to!
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haha Propust.
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Bez sumnje. Ali ovo
je dobrotvorna akcija.
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Dakle, ako želite nastaviti
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proždirući predjelo
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'moraš napraviti
potrebna donacija.'
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Je li tako?
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Evo mog doprinosa, Jeeves.
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"O, Bože."
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Najbolje podučavati pomoć
neki maniri, Brucie.
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To je ono što razdvaja Wayneove
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iz Kaldrme.
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one?
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Čudno je to što sam bio siguran
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Čuo sam za sudbinu Cobblepota
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već odavno bio rasipan.
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Morali su otići
Engleska da izbjegne sramotu.
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Bilo bi me sramota da ti
nisam naspavao, Alfrede.
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I pokušaj ne sanjati
od ovih Cobblepots.
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A vi, gospodine?
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Batman ih ima
promatranje ptica učiniti.
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Ne vjerujem.
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Moj pladanj za posluživanje je nestao.
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Taj homunkulus
ukrao samo meni u inat!
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Pa, djed Pennyworth
želio znati
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što se dogodilo s Cobblepotovima.
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Vroom.
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Jedna od Cobblepotovih djevojaka.
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Gdje je Kabuki blizanac broj dva?
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opa
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Sjajno. Dupla nevolja.
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Cobblepot Manor?
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Pa, došao si
do sada, Pennyworth.
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Zdravo?
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Dakle, ovo je ono što je postalo
bogatstva Cobblepota.
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fuj! Odvratno.
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- Aha!
- Cvrkut, cvrkut!
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Kod kuće sam, ljepotice moje!
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„Visoki dragulj
krađe zbunjuju policiju.
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„Deseci sličnih
zločina diljem Azije
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„koji iznenada
prestala prošli tjedan
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i ponovno krenuo u Gothamu."
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Dakle, Cobblepot stoji iza toga.
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Upravo sam se vratio iz
obilazak orijenta.
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Da vidim to!
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I upotrijebio je moj popis gostiju
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kao kontrolni popis za
večerašnji zločinački pohod.
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Alfred.
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Alfred?
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huh Možda i jest
vani obavljajući poslove.
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Mmm! inćuni.
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Ahh!
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ha? tko je tamo
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'Tko uđe
Cobblepot Manor?'
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Skrivača, dakle.
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ha?
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caw caw.
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Oh.
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Pa, dobro, dobro.
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Dođite pomoći s
brisanje prašine, Jeevsie?
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Zapravo, upravo sam uletio
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povratiti neke
nestala imovina.
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Dobro, možeš ga koristiti da me poslužiš
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više onih puffova od škampi.
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Dani Pennyworthsa
posluživanje Cobblepots
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odavno su gotovi.
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ha?
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Vi ste Pennyworth?
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I jedino što se čuva
da te ne udarim čvrsto
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šteta je što
vijest o incidentu
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doveo bi do
moj gospodar Bruce.
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Wayne, Shmayne.
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Dobra stara vremena kada
Kaldrme su bile kralj
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vraćaju se, jer ja jesam
vratit ću ime Cobblepot
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svom prijašnjem bogatstvu i slavi.
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Hmf, ako namjeravaš
da to učini krađom
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može potrajati.
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Ne tako dugo kao
misliš, stari.
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Vas? Ptice? Oh, Bože.
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Uh... dopustite mi da donesem
odmah te pufne od kozica.
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Pustite me, vi haridanci!
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Moji ljubimci nisu
bio nahranjen večeras
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i oni su gladni.
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Ali zašto ih hraniti sjemenom..
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Kad mogu guštati
na poslasticu od mesa?
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ha ha!
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kau.
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Ohh..
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ha?
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tko je to
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Što radiš ovdje?
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Duga priča.
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Oh, ne, ne!
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Vrati se, ljepotice moje!
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Jako dobro.
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Dakle, čini se da su priče
o Batmanu su istinite.
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Ali, zapravo, tko se imenuje
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nakon šugavog letećeg glodavca?
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"Samo jedno pitanje, Batmane."
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"Kako ste me pronašli?"
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Ostavio si trag kruha
mrvice, Cobblepot.
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Molim!
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Sad kad su sva pretvaranja isključena
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zovi me Pingvin.
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Ptica koja ne leti,
ali sa stilom!
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Uhh!
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moja riječ!
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Nekoliko trikova koje sam odabrao
gore na istoku.
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ha?
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Imam nekoliko svojih trikova.
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Hajde, glodavče!
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ha? Pazi gdje
koračaš.
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Ahh!
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Uhh!
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ha ha!
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Ohh.
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Ostani dolje, Pingvine.'
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haha! I imati tebe
nedostaješ što slijedi?
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Da pogodim. Nešto malo
pokupio si na istoku.
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Ovaj pingvin ima kandže!
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Dobro, onda.
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Ptica susreće šišmiša.
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ha?
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Aah!
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Bum.
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Uhh!
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Ima lijep kavez
čekam te, Pingvine
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u Gotham State Penu.
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Koliko god to bilo uzbudljivo
gledam vas kako radite, gospodine
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od sada ću
vođenje prepusti tebi.
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Jer hoću
vratite naziv Cobblepot
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svojom nekadašnjem bogatstvu i slavi!
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Waah!
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Iza tebe!
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Argh!
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Uhh!
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Aah!
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Hmph. To je za
Djed Pennyworth.
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Ostavit ćemo ovo
ptica za policiju.
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Oh, Bože.
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A što je s tim pticama?
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'Odletjeli su u kokošinjac.'
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Ohh!
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Bože moj!
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To je igra!
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Psi su na tebi, čovječe!
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Hej, čestitam na
Poprsje u kaldrmi, Ethan.
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Znaš, teško je povjerovati
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da tako veliko vrijeme
lopov je bio na mojoj zabavi.
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Ne mogu uzeti zasluge
za ovaj, Bruce.
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Velika tajna, ali
Gothamov omiljeni osvetnik
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ogrlio ga za nas.
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Sada, na neki način, čovječe
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Drago mi je nakaze
kao ovaj Pingvin
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izvedi Batmana.
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Nadajmo se da to nije Batman
koji iznosi nakaze.
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kau.
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♪ Batman ♪